samiiiiiraxo:

princessthottie:

phuckindope:

FACTS !

Right

^

(Source: 24k724, via catqueentaylor)

horror movie opening scene

  • white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
  • white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
  • white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
  • white boy: lmao
  • they continue walking for a few seconds
  • *white couple hears noise*
  • white girl: babe what that??
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  • *leaves her alone*
  • *choking noises*
  • white girl: zack!!!
  • white boy: ha ha just kidding!
  • white girl: asshole!
  • white boy: im just playin babe
  • white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
  • *playful kiss*
  • *things turn sexy*
  • *hear noise*
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  • *he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
  • *maybe a thud*
  • white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
  • *she walks and he dead*
  • white girl: ahhh!!
  • *killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
  • white girl: ahhh!!!
  • *white girl runs*
  • *dead end*
  • *hides*
  • *thinks she free n safe*
  • *guy catches her*
  • *cuts her*
  • *she dead*
  • opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D

parkingstrange:

don’t do this to my feels

(Source: gifak-net, via hell0t1tty)

Timestamp: 1409661499

parkingstrange:

don’t do this to my feels

(Source: gifak-net, via hell0t1tty)

ssweet-dispositionn:

allhailthehutch:

Taking naked pictures of yourself does not make you a bad person. People who share them without your permission are bad people.

THANK YOU

(via pink-floyd-tho)

setbabiesonfire:

thebacksideofthewall:

I swear the fuckin producers of the simpsons knew shit was an issue before anyone opened their eyes.

Police were a problem a long, long time before Simpsons first aired……

(Source: monodoh)

Timestamp: 1409655821

setbabiesonfire:

thebacksideofthewall:

I swear the fuckin producers of the simpsons knew shit was an issue before anyone opened their eyes.

Police were a problem a long, long time before Simpsons first aired……

(Source: monodoh)

dashdrive:

why are boobs and butts so enticing they are literally sacks of fat

(via themindofsosa)

dominicsavaglio:

Blue light
Road trip to Northern Arizona, 2013

(via jsselacey)

Timestamp: 1409651600

dominicsavaglio:

Blue light
Road trip to Northern Arizona, 2013

(via jsselacey)

(Source: maria-virginia, via assume)

epic-vines:

Fuck cleaning.. (But ima still do it though)

(via mydemisee)

  • teacher: you need a 3 ring binder in my class
  • teacher: *doesn't hole punch anything*